Wha's da haps ArtsPreserve!
First off, I'm gonna' write da kine, for now.
I'm mostly haole but I still got a little Hawaiian pidgin in me. So, we'll see about this. What do I know? I know I'm suppose to no-bodah time anyone from ArtsPreserve! EH!? Why is that about? Who knows. Big mystery.

Bus' 'um out' da emails here!!

Make your comments and questions plenty and talk with "the various vents, subplots, and monikers." Whatever that means. I garans, brah, you won't figure it all out. I can't.
This is plenny crazy for me and I know nothing! Really! Well, I know a little.
I know who the mochi man is, that's for sure.

More will be added here.
Don't worry. Relax.
Eat somthing ono.
You go, I stay home.
Aloha and Mahalo!
I'm pau.